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A long row of tables had been set up down the center length of the tavern, with accompanying benches. It was already a rowdy night, as people buzzed about the upcoming contest. Tonight was the night of The Throne. Franky walked out from behind the bar, cleaning off his hands on a rag and tossing it in a bucket. No one was sitting at the center table yet as he strode up to the head of it.
"Alright ya lot. This is the contest of the Throne. So let us start with the prize. If you win, you receive a custom carved Throne, perfectly carved to fit your own arse, so as to be comfortable. This Throne will have your name carved into it, and will be your exclusive, reserved seat here at the Gobbler for the entire year, until the next contest of the Throne. None may park their filthy bums upon it for fear of a lifetime ban and likely a bit of assbeatin'."
Franky raised a flagon, draining a heavy bit of lager from it, a refreshed gasp escaping his lips.
"Now, for how to win, it's quite simple. You must park your arses upon the benches there. And you must drink, at least two drinks an hour, of your choice. If you leave your seat, you leave the table and lose. If you soil yourself and make a mess on my benches and floor, we'll rub your face in it like a pup and toss you out. Last one sitting takes the Throne."
Franky smiled broadly, "And, of course, the audience may get involved. They may not touch the contestants, but pretty much any other method of distraction and annoyance is fair game. It will get messy. It will get loud and emotional and personal. It always has and always will."
Franky gulped down another throatful of the lager, gesturing with his other hand at the table. "Take your seats and pick your first round of poison." Several people began crowding onto the benches, leaving a few gaps as some looked on, unsure and nervous. Franky began to walk along the first bench, taking the first orders of drinks.
He asked each participant for their name, nodding in turn. There was a silent agreement that when Franky took the last of the orders, the contest would begin. And there was a palpable anticipation in the crowd, especially among those who knew this tradition from the Imperium. The air was electrifying, as nerves and excitement, anxiety and desire ran heavy.
It would be a hell of a night. It always was. And it always would be.